Another one....

Hehe OMG these really don't cease to amuse me. I am copying below a for real email we received today at work:

"I really want to come to hear the great performers you have, but my children are concerned that I might find exposure to second hand smoke to be intoxicating. Surely there are provisions for older people who might not be as adventurous as the younger set. Is there a place that I would not be exposed to high levels of second hand smoke?"